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bo selecta. we here at bs recognise your need to viciously murder
townies at any opportunity. that is why we have set up bo selecta,
otherwise known as "townie killers anonymous". we have
message boards where you can vent your fury about their annoying
ways, or just invent new tkm(townie killing methods). you can organise
ambushes, campaign to your local government to make it legal to
murder those prats. we have a guide to recognising these foul creatures,
including a townie dictionary and list of clothing brands. so please,
for the sake of goth/grunger sanity, register and start ridding
the world of this vile plague.
-CEO Sean "I Killed A Hundred Of The F'ckers
In One Night" Mashfield
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